I Just Watched Die Hard 2…and I Didn’t Like it Very Much

So I watched Die Hard and I looooved it.  I was hoping I’d love its 90s-era sequels just as much.  Unfortunately it went from being a smart, contained, and different action movie into just being a mess of explosions, terrible one-liners, and undefined motives.  I decided to go and pick out moments that meant something to me.  I really didn’t like this movie, but I’d say most of the problems stem from the script and direction.  I think the acting’s actually pretty good in despite all the problems.  So, Bruce, if you’re reading this, you did well for yourself despite all the obstacles, bubbeleh.  Side note:  The times are rough estimates, I’m going off a PS3 stream, which doesn’t give an exact time code.  Additional sidenote: This is intended for people who have seen the movie and its predecessor.  If you haven’t seen it, I’d recommend doing so before reading this because, alert, it’s filled with spoilers.

Let’s do this.

0:00 If fonts could talk, this one would say “fuck you, I rule.”  It’s also letting you know right away: this is not going to be one of those sequels that’s better than the original.  And yes, it’s the same font as the first one, but the first movie just placed it on the screen, they didn’t make a whole big deal about it.

0:01 I’m going to have to side with the airport cop who’s writing McClane a ticket for parking where he shouldn’t.  John, there are garages there.  Also, Holly’s plane is going to take a while, why on earth are you there so early to pick her up?  Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first contrived moment in the movie, but we’re already….ONE MINUTE IN??  Uh oh.

0:02  At first it seemed like a clever move, introduce us to Antagonist 1, The Naked Colonel, while he watches Antagonist 2, The Most Interesting General in the World (TMIGW) on the news WHILE ALSO giving us background info.  But it’s ruined by him doing his weird naked, sweaty yoga capped off by a ridiculous, sassy gun-like remote control move.  OH NO!  HE’S LAYInggg out his clothes?  Terrifying?  The IMDb trivia says that this was done because it’d “be different”.  Yikes.

0:04 Holly: “Honey, it’s the 90’s, remember?  Microchips, microwaves, faxes, airphones.”   I love that line.  If I ever have quadruplets, those will be their names.  Microchips, share those crayons with Faxes.  Microwaves, I don’t know where your shoes are.  Airphones, finish your vegetables and then you can have dessert.

0:07 Old Church Man: “I kind of feel like a piece of me is dying along with this church.” Evil Henchman: “You’re right about that.”  This…dialogue…is followed by three gunshots that cause the most dramatic fall backwards ever caught on camera.  After they shoot the guy, they…start readjusting the pews?  Maybe you should hide the body?  Lock the doors?  I don’t know, I’ve never killed a guy in a church before.

0:13 So these two members of this rogue military team don’t have ANY kind of fake ID to show someone in case a cop pops in on them while they’re messing around in a private access area?  I’d say whatever, but we just saw another team in full costume with a fake vehicle to take down one old man.  Yeesh.

0:22 John: “Hey, Carmine, let me ask something.  What sets off the metal detectors first?  The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?”  Me: “Shit wouldn’t set off a metal detector, unless you had been trying to eat coins.” This is what we call a second rate action movie quip.  Even Bruce looks disappointed he’s saying it.

0:25 Al!  Oh, Al.  We miss you.  Right now I can tell you that this is my favorite part of the movie because it briefly took me back to the awesome first movie of this franchise.  Bittersweet.

0:35 The Naked Colonel: “Attention Dulles Tower, attention.  They say that blind men become very attentive by way of compensation.  Now that you’re both blind and deaf, I think I got your attention.”  Me: “What?  Does anybody…huh?”  I want Hans back.

0:52 The Naked Colonel: “Give me a flight number.  One that’s low on fuel.”  Random Henchman: “One hundred one one four Transatlantic from London.  It’s as dry as a martini.”  Me: “Random henchman, leave the shitty zingers to the leads.  Also, martinis are wet.  So that doesn’t work.  There are a million things that are dry that you could have said instead.  Just stop it.”

1:16 McClane (to TMIGW): “You’re supposed to stay in your seat until you reach the terminal…no frequent flier mileage for you.”  You were fine with this line until you decided to throw on that extra little part about frequent filer miles.  Yes, John, yes.  You feel the need to make all your quips airport-related, but c’mon.  Don’t just cram them in there without care.  Make sure they make some kind of sense given the current situation.

1:18 So first they just start firing their guns at this plane.  Fine, I can see how that might get the job done.  But then they start using ALL of their grenades to blow it up?  And also, they’re doing a magnificent job of aiming their throws into smallish windows.  Imagine how much pressure that is for the henchman.  You do not want to be the one henchman who throws their grenade and have it bounce back to you.  Finally, John manages to parachute away (I’m sure this would actually work).  But…they just watch him?  Guys, you weren’t throwing your guns into the plane.  Why not try shooting at him?  He’s just kind of floating up in the sky.  Oh brother.

1:23 McClane: “Barnes, we’ve looked at twelve fucking houses and we’re nowhere.”  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Why didn’t they make a montage of this?  That would’ve been fun.  I wonder if they just kinda sneaked around or if they knocked on doors.

1:31 Without doing any kind of research, I can guarantee you that the Die Hard 2 snowmobile chase is Todd Palin’s favorite movie scene ever.

1:35 And now we learn that Major Grant is a bad guy too.  Uhhh…why did they go through with that whole rigamarole with the fake gun fight at the church?  And why did they go inside and examine the booby-trapped flight equipment?  Did they know there was a blogger at home watching them on his television who was going to be watching that they had to trick?  For whose benefit was it to pretend even when they didn’t have a higher authority around them who could’ve busted them?   This was such a terrible twist.  Later, John explains it by saying it was to “jerk us around, buy them some time”.  Ok, but when they were all by themselves, they were still pretending.  Unless they’re method actors who also are soldiers, I’m not on board with this.

1:37 McClane proves his point that Major Grant’s a bad guy by firing this gun with blanks.  A bunch of cops pull out guns and uhh…do nothing?  If you saw a guy firing a gun in a crowded room at your chief, wouldn’t you immediately shoot to take him out?  McClane’s lucky he didn’t get shot.  I guess Carmine’s staff really doesn’t mind if he’s shot.  I mean, look at that cop on the left of John.  He even looks bored. “Whoops, there goes another guy shooting at Carmine Lorenzo.  Ho hum.”

1:43 Annoying News Lady: “Right there, right there, get that.”  Duhhhhhhhhh.  Although, in her defense, she does have the world’s laziest/worst cameraman.  She shouldn’t have to tell him to start filming the plane filled with bad guys that their helicopter is chasing.  Yeesh.

1:50 McClane: “Yipee Ki Yay, motherfucker.”  First Die Hard, this line was awesome.  But that’s because it followed a conversation in which bad guy Hans compared McClane to American cowboy movie heroes (like Roy Rogers).  Apparently, in this world, we’re supposed to believe that John liked that particular quip of his so much that he just uses it whenever he’s about to be a bad ass. Blech.  And that’s the last moment I felt like commenting on.

Overall, this movie was pretty awful.  We never really were told why the bad guys were doing what they were doing.  In DH1, it was very simple.  Hans wanted money.  And it unfolded beautifully.  The Naked Colonel, TMGIW, and Major Grant all hated communism, and apparently TMGIW was a buddy of theirs and that was worth killing dozens of innocent people (all from capitalist countries)?  Didn’t really make sense.  It makes think of The Rock, in which we see a group of traitorous soldiers commit a terrorist act.  But they were acting because they felt their country had betrayed them.  That makes way more sense to me.

Also, this movie completely threw out many of the things that made DH1 so much fun.  It wasn’t contained in one relatively small location (an airport and the neighborhood around it is way bigger than a single building).  The villains weren’t smart or interesting.   Catchphrases were just thrown up instead of being clever.  They traded patience for more fighting and explosions.

But it’s not like they could have just done the same things over again in a sequel.  It would have been silly if the exact same thing happened again.  And that’s the rub, my friends.  It means they shouldn’t have made a sequel.  If you can’t tell another story with a character that retains all the elements that you liked previously, then you have to let it go.  That’s not a bad thing.

I think I’m going to do this with Die Hard 3, but honestly, this took way longer to write than I thought it would.  So who knows when that will happen.  See you around, kids.

January 29, 2012

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29 January 2012 ·

sportsnetny:

Namath (9pm, HBO) 
“‘Namath’ seems too cozy and slightly too apologetic to be considered a pure, real-deal, warts-in-sports documentary, yet too honest to be seen as a whitewash. But, above and beyond that, it’s good, very good.” - Phil Mushnick, NY Post

I don’t usually get struck by the coolness of poster art, but this is very very cool looking.  I’d buy it if it’s available.

sportsnetny:

Namath (9pm, HBO) 

“‘Namath’ seems too cozy and slightly too apologetic to be considered a pure, real-deal, warts-in-sports documentary, yet too honest to be seen as a whitewash. But, above and beyond that, it’s good, very good.” - Phil Mushnick, NY Post

I don’t usually get struck by the coolness of poster art, but this is very very cool looking.  I’d buy it if it’s available.

28 January 2012 ·

"Gonna need more FBI agents, I guess." I Just Watched Die Hard and Loved It

There are several beloved movies I haven’t seen.  Scarface. Jaws. Rocky. For whatever reason, despite have every opportunity to see them, I just haven’t.  It’s not like I’m actively keeping myself from viewing them, either.  Sometimes there just aren’t enough hours to spare.  For the longest time I had never seen Die Hard, either.  Finally, finally, finally today was the day I changed that fact.  And boy am I glad I did.  I thought I’d share things that I loved, disliked, or just thought were interesting.  But lest any criticism make it seem like I didn’t enjoy the movie, just know all of this comes from me being super pleased I finally watched it.

Thoughts on the “Bad Guys”:

1) The alternate title could possibly be Alan Rickman Doing His Thang.  Good lord he’s awesome as a villain in this.  It’s funny how this movie almost makes you want to root for him.  They paint the cops (save Carl Winslow) as bungling assholes.  At several points I was happy to see Hans totally vanquish them.  One thing that’s awesome about him is how well-dressed he remains throughout the movie.  While John McClane is getting dirtier, bloodier, and less dressed, Hans barely sweats.  So cool.

2) I wonder if they ran out of money for the costuming for the bad guys.  Everyone decided to dress up except ol’ Tony.  Dude’s wearing a sweat suit.  Maybe the production staff decided to go cheap on him since he’s the first notable bad guy to bite the dust.  That being said, Tony’s decision to go with a light ashy gray sweatshirt/sweantpant combo definitely made it easier for John to write that little message in blood.

3) It seem like every action movie has the obnoxious asshole who’s an innocent bystander, but annoys everyone by trying to be buddy buddy with the bad guys.  Usually they wind up surviving and “learning a valuable lesson”.  I love that in Die Hard, Harry Ellis, the coke-sniffing dirtbag just winds up getting shot at the height of his bullshit.

4) Considering how much he stuck out, I was surprised that the lone Asian henchman’s death was so anticlimactic.  Earlier, I loved that he looks around before stealing a candy bar.  Dude, you just took a group of people hostage and are holding a machine gun.  You’re good to go on the candy.

Thoughts on the “Good Guys”:

1) I knew that Reginald VelJohnson, a.k.a. Carl Winslow, a.k.a. Big Guy, was in this movie, but it was still exciting to see him the first time.  I thought it was hilarious that the fat store clerk was questioning the unhealthy snacks of the fat cop.  I bet you anything that dude was inhaling sleeves of those mini powdered donuts before Al Powell showed up.

1a) Continuing with Al, I thought it was weird that we get to know so much about him.  We know his back story, he was a good cop that accidentally shot a kid.  He has a pregnant wife.  Loves twinkies to the point where he can list the ingredients.  And he has a wonderful intuition that kicks in when threatened.  I feel like I know him more than I know John McClane.

1b) One more thought on Al.  That hug between him and John at the end was more passionate than the kiss that John and his wife have.  And despite Al and John not meeting face to face until the end, their chemistry was top notch.  I don’t know, guys.  Maybe when they inevitably remake this movie they should make John and Al fall in love.

2) Johnson and Johnson are fucking dicks, no?  They really hammered that home when they included the line about them being ok with losing 25% of the hostages.  I groaned at that.  We get it, they’re chumps.  Unnecessary.  Their introduction was pretty awesome though.  “No relation.”

3) The black FBI Agent Johnson’s real name?  Grand L. Bush.  Grand L. Bush! 

4) It’s hilarious that in the final fight scene between John and Karl (the blonde Fabio-esque henchman) that Karl grabs John’s hair.  And not the other way around.  Really, John?  It never dawned on you to grab a handful of his bleached locks?  How did Karl grab a hold of John’s wisps?

Other Quick Thoughts:

  • I love the second time John McClane walks by the pinned up pictures of the naked women. “Girls.”
  • John walking around without shoes is as awesome everyone claims it to be.
  • Knowing the context of why John McClane says “Yipee ki yay, motherfucker” makes it such a cooler line now.  It’s too bad they decided to make it a pointless catchphrase.  Within this movie, it makes sense and is so cool.
  • I like the subtle reminders the movie gives you that it’s Christmas time by having the characters occasionally sing carols under their breath.
  • I wonder if this is the first movie where a person sits oblivious to the events around them because they’re listening to loud music.  That being said, I like that Argyle eventually picks up on the bad stuff going down.  Also…”Argyle”?
  • This film came out in 1988.  That was definitely a year for good hair.  I bet a sizable chunk of the budget was spent on mousse and pomade.
  • Three moments that I’m in awe of: the bomb that McClane throws down the elevator shaft and the fire ball that rises up.  (It’s so awesome he didn’t realize it was going to come back his way.), the rooftop/helicopter explosion that leads into John jumping off with the fire hose, and Hans Gruber’s death fall.  Whoa.
  • Favorite, favorite line?  “Gonna need more FBI agents, I guess.” - Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson upon viewing the helicopter explosion that took out Johnson and Johnson.

21 January 2012 ·

High School Student May Have Cured Cancer

This. is. remarkable.  If you want to read the details on how Angela Zhang might have unlocked the secret, then click the image above.  The story hits home for me, personally.  My aunt and uncle on my mother’s side have had recent battles with cancer.  Fortunately, they’re doing well.  But when you combine that with the fact that their father (my grandfather) died of cancer, it makes it more of a possibility that I too will have to fight it when I’m older.  Or maybe not.  Maybe thanks to Angela I’ll never have to really fight it at all.

(Source: CBS News)

January 19, 2012

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19 January 2012 ·

Just Stop It, No Age

The headline explains the story and the picture proves how dumb the claim is.  Listen, I dislike Kings of Leon as much as the next guy.  I thought their music was decently catchy, but didn’t live up to the hype.  And then running away from pigeons after only playing three songs and charging ridiculous amounts of money for fucking bandanas was super douchey.  But c’mon, you’re being unreasonable, No Age.  All you have to do is walk down Melrose for 5 minutes and you’ll see a ton of t-shirts that are similar to these ones.

There’s a problem we’re facing these days, where people are so sensitive that they’ll make silly arguments with the “bad guys”.  You need to pick and choose when you’re going to go after someone.  Otherwise, it’s all just a bunch of people screaming.  Let’s be adults.

(Source: Spin.com)

January 19, 2012

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19 January 2012 ·

Wanted to write to Senator Feinstein about her support of SOPA and PIPA (She supports them, unfortunately).  Apparently her website is down.  Great.

Wanted to write to Senator Feinstein about her support of SOPA and PIPA (She supports them, unfortunately).  Apparently her website is down.  Great.

18 January 2012 ·

Older Bands/Artists That I Learned About in 2011 (50’s & 60’s edition)

Most websites that cover music are covering the new.  Not a lot of them cover the old, not the ones I’ve read at least.  2011 was a year that I realized I needed to go back in time and learn about some groups that weren’t just The Beatles or Rolling Stones or gigantic Motown artists.  I’ve learned that I enjoy quite a bit of “older” music. I’m going to share some of these acts over a couple parts.

Here are some the people that really struck a chord with me last year.  For each one, I’ve included a link to a song of theirs I liked.  Click on the picture of the artist for bio info.  They’re put into the decades in which their careers more or less got started (the song may be from another decade). 

The 50’s

Clyde McPhatter - “You’re Movin’ Me

The 60’s

Bobby “Blue” Bland - “Ain’t No Love in the Heart of the City

Arthur Alexander - “Soldier of Love

Françoise Hardy - “Mon Amie La Rose


The Animals - “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

O.V. Wright - “I’ve Been Searching

The Turtles - “Let Me Be


The Beach Boys - “Do You Want to Dance?


The Left Banke - “Walk Away Renee


Tim Hardin - “If I Were a Carpenter


Brenton Wood - “Oogum Boogum

Love - “Maybe The People Would Be The Times Or Between Clark And Hilldale

The Monkees - “Shades of Gray


The Millennium - “5 A.M.

Upcoming, stuff out of the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and last decade.

January 10, 2012

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10 January 2012 ·

On the National Geographic job website, they allow you to give a name prefix.  Usually the field is limited to Mr., Mrs., Ms., or Dr.  I guess they have enough ADMIRALS and GENERALS applying online that they had to add those in.   I hope General Odierno doesn’t also want this social media job.
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January 5, 2012
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On the National Geographic job website, they allow you to give a name prefix.  Usually the field is limited to Mr., Mrs., Ms., or Dr.  I guess they have enough ADMIRALS and GENERALS applying online that they had to add those in.   I hope General Odierno doesn’t also want this social media job.

January 5, 2012

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5 January 2012 ·

Sir Charles

Who doesn’t love Sir Charles?  Has there been a more entertaining sports figure in the past few years?  I disagree with you on whoever you just said.  If they were truly entertaining, they’d be hosting SNL this weekend.  On a side note, thank you NBC for making us watch commercials before we watch your commercials.  Yeeeeeeeeeesh.

(Via NY Magazine - Vulture)

January 4, 2012

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4 January 2012 ·

It isn’t easy being a Nets fan.  Tonight we’re going up against the Celtics without Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries, or Deron Williams.  I mean, we were probably going to lose anyway, but now especially…at least we got a somewhat good prospect in MarShon Brooks.  And we’ve got “The Landlord”, Shelden Williams, who is so unafraid of dunking in someone’s face that he’ll do it to even himself.
(Via Ball Don’t Lie)
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January 4, 2012
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It isn’t easy being a Nets fan.  Tonight we’re going up against the Celtics without Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries, or Deron Williams.  I mean, we were probably going to lose anyway, but now especially…at least we got a somewhat good prospect in MarShon Brooks.  And we’ve got “The Landlord”, Shelden Williams, who is so unafraid of dunking in someone’s face that he’ll do it to even himself.

(Via Ball Don’t Lie)

January 4, 2012

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4 January 2012 ·

Secret Cities - “Strange Hearts”

Sometimes you need to hear things twice.  For whatever reason when I listened to this album, it didn’t stick.  But when I found it while organizing my music I decided to give it another listen and I’m glad I did.  This is an album that works more as a complete piece than something to pick and choose songs off of.  Though that’s not to say they don’t have songs that are catchy on their own.

But I wonder about second chances.  If you asked me point blank if I believed in them, I would probably say yes, of course.  But I don’t know if I actually practice in them.  There are people, places, things, experiences that I don’t like after being in their company only once.  It’s a struggle to know how “forgiving” I should be.  On one hand, an initial impression might be entirely wrong.  The human mind is too complex and susceptible to change to have a perfectly consistent ability to process new information.  So therefore, nothing should be judged once.  On the other hand, life is short.  Why keep examining the same old same old when there are new things to be seen and done?  I can exhaust myself trying to get into a band I don’t like or rereading a book I found uninviting, or I can toss it aside and look for the next thing I’ll love.  But maybe if I never “work” toward liking something, I’m dooming myself for a life of constant disappointment.  I guess the answer is trying to strike a balance and never getting to deep down into the well of either.

Wooooooooowwwww.  That was boring, huh?  I hope you give me a SECOND CHANCE to entertain you.

MP3: “The Park" (via Insomnia Radio)

Official Site: www.secretcitiesmusic.com

3 January 2012 ·

Beach Boys - Do You Wanna Dance?

I’ve been really really getting into The Beach Boys a lot these days.  I’ve been reading up on them a little and apparently this song is notable for a few reasons:

  • It was the beginning of Brian Wilson’s producing prowess with the group.  He would stop touring with the band to work on the songs. 
  • This song’s recorded version features session artists as opposed to the actual group members.  He was convinced to do this by his friend Jan Berry of Jan & Dean fame so that they could come out with more content.  The only contribution the rest of the band really makes is the vocals.  They did play SOME instruments on it.  But it’s more hired hands them the Boys themselves.
  • This isn’t an original composition.  It’s a cover of a song originally performed in the late 50’s by Bobby Freeman.  It’s got less of that wall-of-sound thing going for it.  (For reference.)  Personally, I think the Beach Boys rendition is way better.
  • It features Brian’s brother and the band’s drummer Dennis Wilson on lead vocals.

It’s funny watching this now, it’s so obvious a recorded track they’re “playing” to.  Mike Love isn’t even “mic’d” up.  He’s basically doing what Tracy Morgan does in those SNL Christmas song performances.

January 3, 2012

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3 January 2012 ·

Favorite 25 Albums of 2011 In Alphabetical Order (Part 5/5)

And we’ve reached the end of this list.  Guys: It was a real blast.  See you on the other side (meaning 2012, not the afterlife.  Unless you’re planning on dieing soon.  In which case, I’m so sorry to hear that you’re giving up on life so easily.  Fight, man, fight!  What’s that?  You’re 156 years old?  Wow.  What’s that?  You’re a tortoise?  Wow.  This is my question: Out of all the human things to do how did wind up on Tumblr?  Really?  Tortoises were on Tumblr first?  Wow.  Learn something new every day!)!  Here we go!

TV Girl - Benny and the Jetts (EP)

This is probably the latest addition to this list for me because I only have known about this group for a couple weeks now.  They’re ultra catchy, though.  I think that the title track of this EP is probably one of my top-5 songs of the year.  It’s so fun-sounding but talks about heartbreak.  I’m always a fan of somber lyrics put to cheerful music.

MP3: “Benny and the Jetts" (via LA is the New NY)

Kurt Vile - Smoke Ring for My Halo


I learned about this guy through my favorite radio show of all time: The Best Show on WFMU.  Its host Tom Scharpling has insanely great taste in music (ok, sometimes he veers into punk more than I prefer) and is constantly introducing lesser known works to his audience.  I feel like he was on board with Vile before Vile really took off this year.  Anyways, Kurt Vile was on his show one week, almost a year ago exactly, and was actually really funny.  More Vile in 2012.  Long Live the Best Show.  Long Live Tom Scharpling.

MP3: “Jesus Fever" (via Pretty Goes with Pretty)

We Are Augustines - Rise Ye Sunken Ships


I love when I get a music recommendation from a friend and that I actually like the music.  For whatever reason, I don’t often talk about music with too many of my friends.  I owe this to my buddy Diaz who shared the group with me.  I really liked the album.  They have an interesting style.

MP3: “Headlong into the Abyss" (via KEXP)

Wilco - The Whole Love


ESPN columnist Bill Simmons will often discuss ranking things in the context of creating a “Mount Rushmore”.  So you have to pick your four favorite things within a category, but not only are they something you like, but they’re also important in a certain sense.  I don’t know if that makes sense.  Anyway, my Rushmore of music is always shifting, but there are two constants: The Beatles and Wilco.  I loved this new album.  I loved how it was closer to their Yankee Hotel Foxtrot sound, too.  It’s not the same, but it’s closer to that I think.

MP3: “Capitol City" (via Barryfest)

Wye Oak - Civilian


This album is on everybody’s best of blog.  For most of the year I disagreed with that notion, but I gave them another listen the other day and I realized how much I liked it.  It’s definitely a heftier album.  It’s not bubblegum pop.  I’d say that you should give the whole thing a listen as opposed to just a couple songs.  It went from something that disappointed me to be one of my favorites of the year.

MP3: “Civilian" (via Merge Records)

Honorable mentions (in no particular order):

  • Secret Cities - Strange Hearts
  • The Willow & The Builder - (s/t)
  • The Muppets - Muppets: The Green Album
  • Waters - Out in the Light
  • Vetiver - The Errant Charm
  • Smith Westerns - Dye it Blonde
  • Shakey Graves - Roll the Bones
  • Peter Bjorn and John - Gimme Some
  • Gringo Star - Count Yer Lucky Stars
  • The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong
  • Other Lives - Tamer Animals
  • Let’s Wrestle - Nursing Home
  • Laura Stevenson and the Cans - Sit Resist
  • Johnny Corndawg - Down on Bikini Line
  • Cataldo - Prison Boxing
  • I’m From Barcelona - Forever Today
  • Generationals - Actor-Caster
  • The Elected - Bury Me in My Rings
  • The Drums - Portamento
  • Drive-By Truckers - Go-Go Boots
  • The Dodos - No Color
  • Dawes - Nothing is Wrong
  • Bon Iver - (s/t)
  • Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears - Scandalous
  • Apparat - The Devil’s Walk
  • Appex Manor - The Year Of Magical Drinking

Previously: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4

December 30, 2011

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30 December 2011 ·

Favorite 25 Albums of 2011 In Alphabetical Order (Part 4/5)

I’m going to start off with a reply to a comment on my last entry from my former college roommate (sure it was only for a semester, but that qualifies, right?).  Follow him on Tumblr here.

Interesting about Noah and the Whale. I heard their latest first then went back and listened to First Days of Spring and really loved it, too. I also had to buy Real Estate after hearing one song, on NPR I think.

You know, honestly, after writing that about how I wasn’t a fan of Noah and the Whale’s second album, I realized I hadn’t heard it in a really long time and how I had only listened to it maybe once.  I should give it another listen considering how much I like the albums that sandwich it.  As for Real Estate, I can’t believe it took me this long.  They’re so good!

Alright, back to business.  Here we go!

The Rural Alberta Advantage - Departing


Their drummer is still the craziest I’ve seen at a live show.  He’s a flurry of activity.  I can’t think of many performers I’d like to see a super slow-mo recording of, but he’s one.  This band is very charming to watch live.  At one show I saw them at, they ended their set, stood to the side of the stage in view of everyone for a second and then returned for their encore.

MP3: “Stamp" (via Chromewaves)

Starfucker - Repitlians


Starfucker was one of those bands I had heard about but avoid listening to because of their name.  I’m not wild about bands that include obscenities in their name.  It becomes a thing where it has to be censored and it takes extra energy to explain who you’re talking about.  Also, while it doesn’t bother me (shit! fuck! hooray!) I feel so self conscious about cursing.  I actually curse very little in real life.  I don’t know why.  This blog has way more salty language than I actually use.  Anyways.  I finally gave them a listen and really really liked the album.

MP3: “Bury Us Alive" (via Tympanogram)

Telekinesis! - 12 Desperate Straight Lines


This band has a drummer as their lead singer.  He’s also the brains of the operation which is pretty cool.  He also has a wonderful last name: Lerner.  What’s that?  You’re saying I’m only saying that because that’s my last name?  Well of course that’s why I’m saying that you dummy.  Great, you caught me.  What are you doing holding my feet to the fire, anyway?  Leave me alo…I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t have snapped at you like that.  I’m getting punchy here.

MP3: “Car Crash" (via The Wheel’s Still In Spin)

Tristen - Charlatans At The Garden Gate


I only knew about this album because I saw that AV Club had reviewed it.  Otherwise, I hadn’t really heard too much about Tristen.  I’m glad that I investigated beyond the review because this was a really great album from a lady singer-songwriter.  That’s actually a “genre” (is that the right word?) I’m woefully ignorant in.  One of my music resolutions is to look further into that field.  Joni, Joan, ladies:  Look for me in 2012.

MP3: “Eager For Your Love" (via Atlanta’s A-List)

Alex Turner - Submarine (EP/Original Soundtrack)


I wasn’t going to put EPs or soundtracks on this list but then I realized that if I liked it more than a full length deal than that probably meant something.  Also, this is my blog and to set rules for myself in that regard is dumb.  Nobody cares how I keeping account of this.  That’s one thing I don’t get about some reality TV shows, when they twist themselves over the rules they’ve created.  I understand there are some actual legal obligations they have to keep, but if I was a reality show runner I’d be looking at how I could constantly keep tweaking the rules to ensure the best quality show I could produce.  Tangents!  Alex Turner is the front man for Arctic Monkeys, who I believe were one of the first big bands to get popular via the internet.  Or maybe I just made that up.  Too lazy to research it.  I want more solo stuff if this is what we’re going to get.  I love it.

MP3: “Piledriver Waltz" (via Rollo & Grady)

Previously: Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

December 28, 2011

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28 December 2011 ·

barackobama:

Photo of the day? Photo of the day.

Perfection.

barackobama:

Photo of the day? Photo of the day.

Perfection.

27 December 2011 ·

About Me

My name's Will Lerner, and I like you. In that way. I work in television, do comedy on the side, and am using this space to write my thoughts. Most of those thoughts are about albums I've listened to and liked.

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